Maple Valentype Block Red: $50
- Choose your letter or symbol after adding to cart
- Available only until February 14, 2010
- Order by February 11th to avoid providing grounds for the termination of your relationship.
- Ready to hang out of the box! Predrilled hole for wall mounting.
- No framing or mounting necessary. Great free-standing too!
- 6" x 8" x 1.75" (15 cm x 20 cm x 4.5 cm)
- Solid maple, Hand made in the USA
As a potential or current House Industries customer, your discerning tastes have undoubtedly driven you to become hopelessly intertwined with a mate who is at least as critical, cynical and mercurial as you. After another long day of ignoring the growing level of commitment and continuous evolutions that define ongoing close interpersonal relationships, you’re not going to want to show up at his or her door with a commercially-produced holiday greeting, a dye-sub printed digital calligraphical representation of the word “love” or a bundle of acetate-encased roses that you haphazardly purchased from a street vendor. With very little advance planning and a relatively low percentage of your hard-earned daily income, you can resolve this conundrum by purchasing one of these lasting tributes to your undying love. And, since the vagaries of complex human emotions are rarely apparent until you’ve already forgotten an important date or emotional milestone, we are supplying you with an all-important deadline and call to action.