Exotique H Mousepad: $10
We have previously made claims that our mousepads afford the finest human interface device tracking service in the business, but customer comments and our own research and development teams have determined that this is indeed not the case. Further investigation show that the curves in the mousepad artwork were drawn with such care that they created a harmonic imbalance at key apex points, causing infrared interference throughout the user’s effective pointing zone. Ironically, the result was much like when all of that nasty gunk from your desk plus a few stray hairs got caught up in your old school ball-tracking mouse. But this one still looks cool, no?